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Hey, it works!

So,hello there! Bonjour! iHola! Hallo! Kon'nichiwa! Nín hǎo! Well, enough with the greetings.

Let's get down to business.

I am your master, and you are my reader-slaves. You follow my every command. You move to  my every whim. You give me my demands, immediately.
All this you do without complaints. Maybe I'll reward you for your loyalty someday. Maybe. *winks*

The meek may inherit the world, but right now it belongs to the conceited, like me.

Now, look at the pendulum and focus. Follow it with your eyes as I swing it around. Now you are under my control. I am your master. Do you understand?
Now stand up. March towards me. Reveal all your secrets to me. I own you now.

I order you to sit down and have a nice, friendly chat with me over tea. What did you say? Ah. Good.
So, now we shall talk about very serious business. Top secret information. Confidential. Nobody, or nothing or else may know about this. A matter that decides the fate of the world.
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What do you like better: dogs or cats?

Nah.
I was kidding.
There is nothing I want to ask.
Umm...
You can go now.
This is getting a tad awkward.
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Do you love me this much to actually read up to this point?
Seriously.
Go. I order you to.
Farewell.